A few hours ago, I ate some yogurt. While taking the spoon out of my mouth, the edge of it cut my lip. And then after a second spoonful, I cut my lip a second time. Honestly, I can't figure out how I did that. It's not like the edge of the spoon is sharp. It's just like all of the other spoons in the drawer. Odd. Suspicious!
I think this rivals the time I cut myself on an Oh Henry! wrapper.